Blame Your REALTOR ®....who else can you Blame?

Dated: 08/31/2018

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Blame Your Realtor®....who else can you Blame?

  • When the buyer gets a loan approval and then can't close because their loan program is no longer available.....blame your Realtor®
  • When the mortgage broker lies to your buyer and the loan falls through at the last minute...blame your Realtor®
  • When the appraisal comes in lower than the agreed purchase price....blame your Realtor®
  • When the buyer complains that you only showed them 100 homes and they still don't buy anything....blame your Realtor®
  • When the buyer closes on their new home and they find out that they paid the highest price in the neighborhood...blame your Realtor®
  • When the seller finds out that they sold their home for the lowest price...blame your Realtor®
  • When the sellers home is messy...dirty and cluttered and they refuse to clean it up or pay for staging....blame your Realtor®
  • When the sellers home is in need of major repairs but you refuse to make any of them....blame your Realtor®
  • When the inspector says you have $5,000 in repairs to make...blame your Realtor®
  • When you list your home too high and it has to be reduced 50 times and it still doesn't sell...blame your Realtor®
  • When your Realtor® spends all their time advertising and getting you all the exposure you ask for and busts their butt trying so hard to sell your home....blame your Realtor®
  • When 6 months go by and nobody calls to see your home...blame your Realtor®
  • When the title company finds a cloud on your title and you can't close...blame your Realtor®
  • When the clients attorney doesn't review and keeps sending out mis-spelled documents....blame your Realtor®
  • When you buy a property with no money down and expect to sell it the next day and you have to go into foreclosure...blame your Realtor®
  • When you blow off your appointment with your Realtor® and don't call to cancel...blame your Realtor®
  • When the Real Estate market sucks...blame your Realtor®
  • When the market is great...blame your Realtor®
  • When your home doesn't sell...blame your Realtor®
  • When your car doesn't start in the morning and you're late to work...blame your Realtor®
  • When you have an argument with your spouse and you get divorced...blame your Realtor®
  • When you lose all your money in Vegas...blame your Realtor®
  • When you wake up with a hangover from drinking too much...blame your Realtor®
  • When you get electrocuted because you didn't turn the power off before you attached two wires together on your new ceiling fan...blame your Realtor®
  • When you order a $30 cowboy steak in an Italian restaurant and it's all fat....blame your Realtor®
  • When you wake up in the morning expecting it to be sunny and it's pouring out...blame your Realtor®
  • When you wake up and find one of those big red suckers(pimples) on your face...blame your Realtor®

Think about how many times you've blamed your Realtor® for something that was totally out of their control.

Who else can you blame.....your Realtor® of course!

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Neal Bloom

With over 20yrs experience in Real Estate, Neal Bloom is a top notch REALTOR® specializing in the sale of real estate in Weston, Pembroke Pines, Boynton Beach, Davie, Cooper City, Sunrise, Coral Spri....

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